Worst bit is that I get scared as shit about anything that is not compliant with the general rules, so the only time I dared do something 'bad' was also the time I got caught.
No ticket on the bus (I know, it's lame to even have to type this) - got caught, but didn't get a fine in the end just because I played the fool all along. The ticket inspectors were so sick of my stupidity that they let me go. I feel somehow proud.
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