Social interaction at work is so!freakin'!awkward!
Because I am a skillful master of day-to-day corporate encounters, I felt it was necessary to put together this thorough step by step guide on how to survive these situations.
You are welcome.
Step 1
Morning. Pick up your cup and go to the coffee/ water machine.
Step 2
Fill said cup.
Step 3
[There is now at least one person behind you. Do not panic] Turn around. Person will look at you.
Step 4
It is time for your performance. While keeping a blank stare, turn the corners of your lips upwards. Do not break into a smile! You need to keep things professional, so continue to purse your lips extremely tight. Raise your eyebrows in surprise while keeping the blank stare and your lips tight.
Step 5
[internal scream]
Step 6
Relax facial muscles. Leave the place.
Rinse and repeat.
Because I am a skillful master of day-to-day corporate encounters, I felt it was necessary to put together this thorough step by step guide on how to survive these situations.
You are welcome.
Step 1
Morning. Pick up your cup and go to the coffee/ water machine.
Step 2
Fill said cup.
Step 3
[There is now at least one person behind you. Do not panic] Turn around. Person will look at you.
Step 4
It is time for your performance. While keeping a blank stare, turn the corners of your lips upwards. Do not break into a smile! You need to keep things professional, so continue to purse your lips extremely tight. Raise your eyebrows in surprise while keeping the blank stare and your lips tight.
Step 5
[internal scream]
Step 6
Relax facial muscles. Leave the place.
Rinse and repeat.
