Because I am a skillful master of day-to-day corporate encounters, I felt it was necessary to put together this thorough step by step guide on how to survive these situations.
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Morning. Pick up your cup and go to the coffee/ water machine.
Fill said cup.
[There is now at least one person behind you. Do not panic] Turn around. Person will look at you.
It is time for your performance. While keeping a blank stare, turn the corners of your lips upwards. Do not break into a smile! You need to keep things professional, so continue to purse your lips extremely tight. Raise your eyebrows in surprise while keeping the blank stare and your lips tight.
Relax facial muscles. Leave the place.
Rinse and repeat.